What’s the funniest thing you’ve heard a child cry about?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:21
I was the child. I cried over ASPARAGUS!!! I must have been about four, five, six the outside. I had been served some, tasted it and thought it was absolutely DIVINE! I wanted a second helping of this verdant, melt-in-the-mouth delicacy that resembled magic wands, but there was no more left in the house.
Same age. My mom was discussing some teenage memories with my grandmother (her mother) and I cried because I was too young to have any memories (I now have a shedload!)
As an adult, I was in a supermarket and passed a woman with a small girl riding in the cart’s front kiddie seat. The girl was crying her heart out. I came over and asked why the little cutie was crying. The mom said that her small daughter was crying because she wasn’t getting something that she wanted. I asked what the item was, thinking it was probably a toy or some junk food or something like that. But no. It was . . . TAPE! A roll of TAPE!!!!